Lebanon Time:

Category: Clean Jokes
Reader Rating: 4.75
Contributor: crazygirl
Views: 1352

Email this joke to a friend
Your email address:
Your friends address:
Recieve joke s in your email.    

Rate this joke





Share this joke:   StumbleUpon   del.icio.us   Reddit   Bookmark4You   digg   Furl   Spurl   Simpy   YahooMyWeb   Share  

Young unmarried girl!‏

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared??..She confides this ' news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

" You can try again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All Categories  >>  Clean Jokes


Paloma's Crown of Hearts three-row ring - $47.23 :
Buy Ralph Lauren Jackets
Prom Dresses,Prom Gowns,Prom Dresses 2012,Cheap Prom Dresses,Inexpensive Prom Dresses,Prom Dresses online
North Face Gore Tex Pro Jackets for Women
Gorgeous Blue Strapless Tube Evening Dress [minidress282] - $94.44 :
MBT Panda
Tory Burch Shoes Flat Black [3011040] - $179.98
cheap Anteprima handbags
Bulgari Ergon Watches :
realization jackets
Nike Air Force 1 Premium Houston Rockets Black Obsidian [nike749] - $68.98 :
Phillies #28 Jayson Werth Youth White Jersey [3PHI28E993] - $21.99 :

Tiffany Jewelry 1837 Lock Ring [TiffanyRings960048] - $36.01 :
Cheap Purchase Cheap Cell Phones From China
Alexander McQueen Black Faithful Peep Toe Pumps [mbpu79208] - $119.98

Buy Tiffany Jewellery

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |


Powered by: iBaroody LLC        Copyright © 2010 AlbLebanon.com All rights reserved.